my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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