- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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