The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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