- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

He--Hey guys

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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