Why is the ground wet It rained

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Your mother is average.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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