Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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