- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

404: Anti-joke not found.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

you first

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??