What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Click here to end the world.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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