What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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