- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

im a dragon, no im not

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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