- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What? Yes.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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