- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

I shot a bitch.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Your existance.

Agent 47.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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