- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

The black man leaves the strip club.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

At least I dont have AIDS.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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