Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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