- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

PSN IS UP

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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