- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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