What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

what tall and looks like a jew?

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

like most people my age. im 27

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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