want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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