- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Beka has AIDS

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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