- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

the holocaust

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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