- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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