If i was a painting... Id hang myself

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Muslim athletes.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

ur gay

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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