I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

where's mom I killed her

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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