- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

racism...deal with it!

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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