- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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