- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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