you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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