- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Where's my tractor?

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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