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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

david poredos

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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