- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

This is sparta No this is patrick

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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