- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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