- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Ask me if im a tree? No

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

boobs!

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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