- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Potassium? K.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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