What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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