- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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