- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

This is a joke. Laugh!

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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