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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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