- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

chuck norris

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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