- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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