- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What's the deal with brown?

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Darude- Sandstorm

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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