Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

A: Do you like it B: No

im not food

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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