- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Misner is a twat.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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