- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

2 + 2 = 4

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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