roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Anti Joke

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