What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Anti Joke

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