Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

kaite is dumb that is true

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

The Game.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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