Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Y u do dis?

Hail Heetluh

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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