Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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How many light bulbs? 1

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Face Hunter is scum

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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