Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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