- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

My mum is called Steve

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

steven hawking walks into a bar

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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