What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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