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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

I think everybody should have a penis.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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