- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey, my names mark.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

A child walks into a classroom.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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