- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

whos district champs not JM

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Im taking a shit right now.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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