1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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