- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Because she has down's syndrome

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

The global news

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Do you like apples? Yes

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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