- Anti Joke

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

hi will

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.