- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

VAGINA.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Female rights.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Nice belt.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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