- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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