Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Safe sex MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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