Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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